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While Driving Uptown Quite Early This Morning

billyargh
GREY: [driving car; does terrifying maneuver on narrow residential street]

ME: [expresses terror]

GREY: Hey now, that was pretty awesome!

ME: No, what would've been awesome was if we were going slow enough for me to get a look at that yellow bird back there. [Looks up at two large birds circling in sky] There are a lot of cool birds in this neighborhood if we could just SLOW DOWN.

GREY: Ahh, those are pigeons.

ME: No, honey, I think they might be eagles!

GREY: [singing] Take it to the limit one more tiiiii-iiiiime ...

ME: You just don't get it. Avian life is cool. Because you know why?

GREY: Why?

ME: Because B-B-B-Bird, B-Bird's the word, B-B-B-B-B-Bird, B-Bird's the word ... [repeat times infinity]

GREY: Oh boy, I stuck my dick right in that one, didn't I?

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anaisdjuna
Apr. 26th, 2012 03:52 pm (UTC)
I had a great time at the National Aviary in Pittsburgh!
mariadkins
Apr. 26th, 2012 04:17 pm (UTC)
so awesome
radanols_girl
Apr. 26th, 2012 04:59 pm (UTC)
this sounds like me and my guy... except he'd whip out the ipod and play every song that was mentioned. I've learned to be careful, he has an extensive music library and he knows how to use it! *laughs*
KyrieGothly
Apr. 26th, 2012 06:23 pm (UTC)
did you do the dance in the car seat too? LOL
wytchcroft
Apr. 26th, 2012 06:39 pm (UTC)
i think you guys have got it down - now, take it to the stage! :))
docbrite
Apr. 26th, 2012 08:39 pm (UTC)


This is totally us. (I'M JERRY)
wytchcroft
Apr. 26th, 2012 09:00 pm (UTC)
LMFAO
is it wrong of me to larf so hard?

youtube, webTV whatever i wants it - you guys would be naturals!
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon :))

ps; that photo also reminds me of the one of you and neil on the aeroplane.



Edited at 2012-04-26 09:01 pm (UTC)
cuntishness
Apr. 26th, 2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
Remy has been coming at me with the bird is the word song at random for weeks now. I may set him on fire.
lemon_as_always
Apr. 28th, 2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
Fury does it. And the falling down spazzing out dance. Thanks a bunch, Family Guy.
cuntishness
Apr. 28th, 2012 05:52 pm (UTC)
Remy and Fury should do it together. That would make me laugh till I almost pee.
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